Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
its liver damage thursday
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