how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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