Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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