I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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