He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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