She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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