I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Too much gin, very little bucket
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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