We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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