Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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