dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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