Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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