he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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