Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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