let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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