Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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