Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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