Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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