Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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