Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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