Moan for me like Helen Keller
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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