just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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