i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
should my penis look like a turkey
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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