yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
All the doctor said was why
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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