You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
