i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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