everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
