Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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