chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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