It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
