you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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