Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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