Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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