i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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