Your dad touched me again.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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