CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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