omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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