is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
