Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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