Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
