are you still at the devil's house?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
