is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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