guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
