Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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