They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We need to rekindle our bromance
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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