Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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