im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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