I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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