she was so not down for the gang bang
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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