Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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