I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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