I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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