why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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