I would go down on you faster than GM stock
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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