end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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