walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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