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He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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