Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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