Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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